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Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker
I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey
by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023
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aspire to maguire

a phrase that references the illogical and sometimes outrageous outbursts of motivational speakers
this speaker's speech was just full of aspire to maguire nonsense, he was talking about how his mother was born without a womb and he built one for her so he can be born while charging her a tenancy fee
by ubah_484 June 27, 2023
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Aspartaphobia

the fear of Aspartame. most common in white people.
this bitch canceled her order because it contained aspartame. she must have aspartaphobia
by Anonymous 681664 July 7, 2023
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Asparagus

Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).
Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000
by Petrooorawww July 10, 2023
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Asphymazing

With Baited Breath I found asphymazing
by LeoSin July 18, 2023
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Aspen

ugly rapist who cant keep her fat lips to herself, she has to kiss random hot gingers on the street without consent.
aspen is a form of rape
by mattsmith August 1, 2023
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asphixacoxiation

This word is not used in a sentence. It is a single strand alone statement. Asphixacoxiation.
by Jquedu45 August 13, 2023
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