Apprentisaurus

Apprentasaurus derives from the words apprentice and dinosaur.

The word "apprentisaurus" is used to describe someone that has been an apprentice for an excessive amount of time, spanning year after year, never graduating to the next level, despite the progression and advancement of his peers.

Thus, the word "dinosaur" comes into play because this individual has been in apprenticeship for such a ridiculous amount of time that it's almost prehistoric!

That guy has been an apprentisaurus for 10 years! And I've been in this trade as long as he has but I've made journeyman already..

by srm84116 August 11, 2009

apple-ause

Applause coming from apple geeks, found at any Apple Device launch party, who are so infatuated with Steve Jobs that they will overlook the supposed credentials of the new device and just clap hysterically at the mere mention of Jobs's name.

Man, that apple-ause at the launch party for the ipad was sickening. Those apple geeks were going nuts over an over-sized ipod touch just because Steve Jobs was holding it.

by mrincognito September 10, 2010

apple maps

apple maps:The poorest cobbled and invalid representation of our planet since the Dark Ages.

Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".

Well now I am lost, time to open Google Maps... What? Where did Google go? The fuck is just "Maps". So now Apple Maps is the only thing on my phone now. Well, gotta find my place.
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.

(Siri voice) LEFT TURN

FUCK

( screams)

OH MY GOD

(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.

You have reached your destination...
HELL

by Florescent Lamp January 12, 2014

Appies

Short for appetizers.

Are they going to bring appies to the party?

by AndyBozac December 27, 2017

Apple Fetish

A sexual fantasy to incorporate Apples into sexual intercourse. Usually involving the apple to be cut, hole drilled, our pushed in various ways.

Love a good apple fetish

by MaximumNumbers April 13, 2018

bongo apples

A word used to describe something badass when actually saying badass or even ba isn't appropriate.

Originally from Sanborn Western Camps, invented by some older campers who didn't want to seem like bad influences.

Grace: Dude that ninja is soooo bongo apples!

Anna: I know, right? He totally beat that army singlehandedly!

by evilpastry December 1, 2009

Status Apparatus

N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.

"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken

by ellejaytea November 5, 2010