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Young boogie persons of the aspirational class who work in tech, live in a 1st tier global cities, earn a good salary and does the usual things of someone of their pedigree: wearing pricey but very plain looking clothing, traveling to the latest global hipster spots, eating in bougie places, going to expensive music festivals, taking photos of themselves in an infinity pool, and dabbling in semi-alternative things here and there. This persona often has an active lifestyle, is socially liberal, quite socially inept when facing real people, and has very inconsistent taste in music & film. Basically, an appy is a 2010s era yuppy.
I got priced out of the Bay Area by all the appies who moved in the past 10 years.
Appies by THOTleader September 5, 2019

appies and pints 

Appetizers (snack/finger foods) and pints (of ale or beer) usually offered in a pub/tavern.
To celebrate their anniversary, Jimmy's Pub is offering their appies and pints special two hours early!

Apples Against Humanity 

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.
Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

Alabama Appleseed 

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
Alabama Appleseed by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Sticky Apples 

Sticky apples- a sex act that calls for an erotic clean up. Sticky apples are achieved after the receiving partner has taken and retained at least 2 cum shots. The giving partner then lays on his back and the receiving partner mounts his cock cowgirl or cowboy style. Reverses cowperson is not an option to achieve maximum level sticky apples. As receiving partner rides into the sunset, their combined fluids squish out of the cum filled orifice, thoroughly coating the prone partners testicles. Receiving partner then dismounts and orally imbibes the now sticky testicles to clean them of the residue.

*Note. One partner must be biologically male. If this partner has a single testicles the term may be made singular “sticky apple.”
“Hey babe, you craving some sticky apples?”
Sticky Apples by EXXitonly March 21, 2023

Jawny Appleseed 

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.
Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe
Jawny Appleseed by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012