ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016

ape

when a sped person (doesn’t have to be sped, just acts sped) gets mad and goes crazy on you

ah man, last night spedrew went ape on me when i called him sped

by spedrew apedrew downdrew July 23, 2019

AP

A Swedish watch used for “drip” and “clout” in many popular rap songs.

Damn, Tay-K is stunting on us with his AP... oh wait, he’s in jail so he can’t afford one.

by gruening83 July 26, 2019

Unity of apes

Unity of apes is not a group; it’s a religion. We are the ones who go ape time every full moon aka unleash our inner apes. We go into the woods everyday communicating and worshiping our god, Harambae for he is the chosen ape.

Uncultured swine: what religion are you?
Ape brother: I am apart of the unity of apes

by The ape man November 12, 2019

Pros Ap

A young Rap artist from Downriver Michigan and is going to wake folks up soon.

Pros Ap is the best rapper downriver.

by Donavan Gaines November 18, 2019

Bronze Ape

An alchemical alcoholic concoction transmuted by the South Bay Los Angeles rapper Casper Casanova circa March 2019.

The sacred potion consists of:
12 Oz's Lagunita's Lil' Sumpin' IPA

2 Oz's of Simply Grapefruit Juice

Analogous to the infamous malt beverage named the Brass Monkey, which was made famous by the legendary Beastie Boys with their cataclysmic super hit Brass Monkey circa 1986; the Bronze Ape is a solid upgrade from its aforementioned predecessor reserved for ONLY a select and chosen few South Bay denizens.

"Ay yo O-Dogg, what it do brotha?!?!? Come through; let's get twisted!"-Casper
"I don't know dude, I have to study for my tests." - O-Dogg
"FOOOOL! Quit being square!!! Just drink two Bronze Apes with ya homie ."-Casper
"Aight. Only two Nova." -O-Dogg
"Yea only four Doggie!"-Casper
"I'm serious dude ONLY TWO!"- O-Dogg
"Right!!! Only 2"- Casper

"...after the first four"-Casper
"Motherfucker."-O-Dogg

by Casper Casanova March 21, 2019

Ape

Something that a person calls for being beyond stupid

Matt: Grizzy you fucking ape

by Dwarfish bard March 21, 2019