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The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.
Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.
by Bjørn Skarsgård January 02, 2016
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