Sex

ALMOST as good as food

Sex and food are both a solid 50/50

And food after sex...OH.MY.GOD

Amy:So I had sex with Brad last night
Nerdy Guy:d..did you like it?
Amy:It was like every emotion and feeling went straight to my head kinda like a sugar rush or brain freeze but oozed out of me like frosting

Nerdy Guy:Did you eat at all

by ❤💛💚💙💜 January 9, 2022

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

sex

When you shove your dick in a girls ass.

Bro i just got home from da clube and my niggas wouldnt give me a break from having sex with them hoes.

by DaBabeyyyy April 15, 2023

Sex story

Something you only look up when your horny

Hannah and Joanna decided to go to the club because they were board and saw their crushes, Jake and Michael. Hannah decided to wink at Jake which turned him on

And Joanna blowed a kiss to Michael, the girls could see the bulges in the boys pants and brought them to the public bathroom and started to have sex doggy style when their friends Emily and Josh walked in and decided to join in and after 10 minutes they all went out and drinked.
Horny bitches searching up sex storys

by Your local idiots dog May 31, 2024

Strawberry sex

When a girl gets pleasure out of giving others pleasure.

bella : i love pleasuring my husband it turns me on

amy : that’s strawberry sex

by yxcarlos January 15, 2021

Sex

Something you or me will never receive

“You see that *beta* over there? Yeah he’s never gonna have sex”

by imwhitefr May 8, 2024

Why is everything on here related to sex?

Because there's a bunch of stupid immature horny bastards on the Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?

by PhoenixGamer34 October 15, 2023