Whack

Gangster or mobster slang for "kill".

I'm going to Whack you!

by DexMansell June 30, 2011

Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012

Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.

I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?

by LustyLes March 27, 2013

Whack Scab

A scab created from whacking off way too much. excessive friction on one spot can cause the skin to break... & for a scab to be born.

After jerkin' off twice a day for a month... I had a total whack scab on the side a my dick.

by Leonfilms235 August 30, 2013

whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.

Amy was whacking the bush

by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013

Whack-off Collage

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.

"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."

by E3rdrocket December 30, 2013

whackabate

To continuously whack ones penis until ejactulation. This involves no other action than simply whacking the penis continuously

Bob- Dude Steve can whackabate in under 5 minutes! He's got serious issues!
Joe- I know man he's mental!

by FatPandasUnited December 10, 2014