Since God was a boy

The expression "since God was a boy" is a humorous and exaggerated way of saying "a very long time." It implies that an event or situation has been happening for so long that it's been around since the beginning of time, or even since God's youth. It's not meant to be taken literally, as it's a common idiom used to emphasize duration.

Q. "How long has that been there?"

A. "Ages, since God was a boy"

by hteb78 May 18, 2025

The contract was violated

None of that is as bad as fucking the retards.

Hym "The contract was violated and none of that is as bad as fucking the retard. And I don't care what I did it doesn't somehow negate what is happening and had been done to me. Really. You have the linguistic capacity of a mental retard. It's as though you think that the fact that we're both saying words that they cancel eachother mid-air."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

the chicken was lovely

A statement to indicate a break during or after a dramatic moment. To mean that "the chicken was lovely" means that the one uttering this statement either wants to leave the scene or take a dig on how appalling or dumb (or awkward) the moment was. This phrase is usually told by a bystander of the situation, but, at various times, an accused individual may also say it.

Example 1.
Bystander: "Well, the chicken was lovely, but I gotta go!" (leaves the scene)

Example 2.
Person A: "Wait, so YOU cheated on my husband?" (points to Person B)
Person B: "Oh! Well...the chicken was lovely, but I have to dip!" (leaves)

by DelightfulSpiderman July 31, 2025

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

John Stewart was on the list

The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.

Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"

by Hym Iam October 2, 2025

He thought he was Italian

An anti-semitic dog whistle phrase. Used when encountering someone who is Jewish. It is a play on the "Italian's aren't Jewish" joke, see the relevant family guy skit. The phrase itself is ironically derived from the title of a song, He Thought He was Italian by The Barcelona Gypsy Klezmer Orchestra, this song is a very Jewish, Klezmer song. It is unclear whether the two "He's" mentioned in the title are two different people(ie, someone thought that another person was Italian and they were actually Jewish) or if it is both the same man(ie, a person from Italy is unaware of their Jewish ancestry.

"Italian music. Yeah right. He thought he was Italian."

by Tourniquette October 28, 2025

What time was rehearsal?

When you know someone is lying so you ask them, “what time was rehearsal”

John says “I’m a pig,” but Will knows he’s lying so he says, “what time was rehearsal?”

by Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk December 17, 2025