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She thought Twitter

Starting phrase to subtly warn an XBOX LIVE nuke.
Random peep: She thought Twitter, was social media...
Randomer peep: Well? Where's the yo mama joke?
Random peep: ............EA- *XBOX LIVE nuke hits area*
by ඩී December 7, 2023
mugGet the She thought Twittermug.

Twitter

Fucking cancel culture. Nothing but toxic uneducated 11 y/o’s trying to cancel grown ass adults. Mostly fake news too and nobody REALLY uses it.
Some cancelling bitch: “I was on twitter last night and now I think *** should be cancelled.”
Someone w brain idk: “What the fuck, why would u be on twitter and stop trying to cancel people.”
by CapitalOfEgypt April 25, 2021
mugGet the Twittermug.

X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.
BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 28, 2024
mugGet the X formerly Twittermug.

Twitter

The bit of skin between a womans twat and her shitter
I'd lick her twitter.
by tomkak99 October 23, 2010
mugGet the Twittermug.

Twitter Bird

Someone who makes a front on Twitter, or has Twitter fingers
Girl #1: ew why would he post something like that??

Girl#2: he’s such a Twitter Bird 🤮

Ex.@MasonAllMighty_
by Pipitty March 15, 2021
mugGet the Twitter Birdmug.

twitter-typo

in re: Anthony Weiner

A life altering - possibly career destroying - mistake in judgement
That writing job I turned down at Groupon is turning out to be quite the twitter-typo.
by tjbf55 December 3, 2011
mugGet the twitter-typomug.

twitter

discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?
by .muka April 15, 2023
mugGet the twittermug.

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