I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.

"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010

man i nigga burnt my toast

when u burn your toast so bad its burnt like a nigga cause there black and such

"man i nigga burnt my toast"

by matt "the BALLA" craig November 9, 2008

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.

i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.

by sam Hell June 22, 2004

Toastee

When a man places his genitals next to a space heater for ten minutes before performing sexual, vaginal, intercourse with a woman.

Man 1: What happened with that girl last night?
Man 2: I had to dip out. She came at me with a space heater wanting a toastee.

by Pudge Jefferson November 15, 2009

toastee

Name given to the "drunk" girl on the first episode of Flavor of Love. She also appeared on Charm School and I Love Money. Can also be used to describe anyone who is a little buzzed!

Toastee may drink a lot, but DAMN she's got a nice ass! Flav missed out.

by RealityFan April 7, 2009

toastee

Hot or sexy, mainly as an adjective to describe girls, but it can be used to describe a boy.

Man, that boy is toastee!

by rhyme29 January 12, 2008

the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarves

A tasty snack for occasional lesbianism.

I the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarvesed your mom.

by Elmo Rubenstein June 4, 2005