Going 'hard in the paint' or 'painting': The act of interacting with/talking to a person with sexual intent or intent to start a relationship, attempting to 'woo' someone.
"I think John is painting for Jeanne." - Guy 1
"Yeah he's definitely going hard in the paint." - Guy 2
*starts pretending to paint on John*
"Yeah he's definitely going hard in the paint." - Guy 2
*starts pretending to paint on John*
by Jakob7 September 28, 2022
Get the Hard in the paintmug. When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.
by Liseee82 September 4, 2017
Get the Sponge Paintedmug. by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019
Get the painting the postmug. Ate cheese that tastes like the smell of the cheese section of Stop & Shop if it were food? Eat PAINT!
by Stiky glue March 16, 2022
Get the Paintmug. by Furphobic November 23, 2023
Get the Tribal Face Paintmug. Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.
I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!
by Zozothecat July 22, 2021
Get the Painted troll fatmug. John was always known for the emotional depth of his screenplays, but his most recent work is said to be his first would wolf painting; during an interview he told journalists that he woke up in a full sweat and changed by the events of his dream.
by qaptoR July 30, 2021
Get the wolf paintingmug.