coffee table banger

the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.

"i did a total coffee table banger last night!"

by amana June 2, 2008

turn tables

where you spin the girl ur fucking on ur dick round and round

the girl wanted a thrill ride so i gave her the turn tables

by Slangwordmasta June 6, 2016

Tabelly

Noun. When you have a belly that doubles as a table.

"Man her belly was so big she could rest her plate on it" She's got a tabelly

by qn.harpy June 9, 2009

taberta

a saying in reference to a person with the name Tabitha or the last name Chapman; a sudden noise followed by a growl towards a Tabitha; bell like shape using arms, legs, and hips while waddling like a goose; another name for your best friend or bitch(female dog) obviously; a desperate cry for attention of one's fellow classmates

"ah...my taberta jus crapped on my bed."
"Taberta.....!"
"Please report Taberta to the office, immediately, for her hourly application of butt cream(applied to the face)."

by Ashley mcdaniel December 9, 2008

table tax

The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.

Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!

by Biznart October 28, 2008

taberktakike

The last name of the infamous brothers, Eric and Derrek, typically a word used to describe a funny and awkward situation.

Announcement: Eric and Derrek Taberktakike, please report to the office.

"thats fucking taberktakike dude.."

by berkawizard May 13, 2009

Table faced

1. Being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.

1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.

2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009