The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.
by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013
Get the Taint-a-nice-smell mug.Roberta and Jimothy were banging away hard at the backend during their two-man hackathon. Jimothy abruptly announces that Roberta must “Taste it!”. Roberta quickly disputes the proclamation and has a little taintrum about Jimothy's antics, all the while maintaing taint contact during the emotional outburst.
by Big Damage December 10, 2013
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A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.
Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.
by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014
Get the tainted friendship mug.She had a taint-tang after Bob and Mike put their cocks on each other's ass before they fucked her in pussy.
by Heat 375 June 11, 2014
Get the Taint-Tang mug.Ryan: "I was taint-sitting on Melanie and then I broke her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake"
by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014
Get the Taint-sit mug.A smell that is so grotesque, that causes the body to involuntarily gag. A smell that eredicates from the precipitation caused by the friction of an unkept, unwashed, unshaven ball sac/ anal region. Usually the result of a male not showering or changing his underwear for several days.
by HPU Section 3 September 2, 2014
Get the Taint-must mug.Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.
by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015
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