skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

Snitch Master

one who has made a name for him/herself by running his/her mouth about and to the wrong people.

Best used out of context.

for other variations refer to "Snitchy, Snitch Queen, Snitch Bitch (only to be used when talking about old ladies), Snitchy Jones and Snitchy McSnitcherson."

"yo check out dat gurls turquoise slacks!" - Ryan
"she's walkin like a snitch master!" - Cara
"real talk, dusty" - Ryan

or

"bro, i got this snitch waiting in my crib" - Connor
"real talk?!" - Matt
"nah son, but on the real, can i hit you up for some bertolli and im tryin to jump bones" - Connor

by Matt (dusty) Smith July 19, 2010

Snitchadore

someone who tells on absolutely everyone. who everyone gets annoyed at and plays Pokemon.

And..Snitchadore: HEY SIR HES PLAYING MINECRAFT (get out ipod)
Person: (whispers) Snitchadore

by 2235431253325 October 19, 2011

Snitch

A blue alien with pointy teeth. Also a paper cutout that hides in a phone case.

Hey! Let's watch Lilo and Snitch!

Gimme that paper Snitch

Uh, Snitch why are you hiding in my phone case?

by Invisible.strudel November 12, 2019

sitcho

(verb - slang)
To strongly encourage a person to briskly sit down and remain seated.

You need to sitcho butt down in that chair.

I told you to sitcho self down.

by DivaVocals August 31, 2020

Work Snitch

-Always goes to the boss and tells on everyone for everything.

-Always trying to stir up drama
-Seth Springer

Man, Seth is such a work snitch. We should slap him!

by KingFarticus April 5, 2020

Scope the sitch

literal meaning: scope out the situation.

To go somewhere;
To see how a situation is going;
To check out a certain event.

Bob: "hey Steve, did you hear Tina is throwing a huge party on Friday? It's gonna be epic."

Steve: "yeah man I am definitely gonna scope the sitch."

by LeXor October 18, 2008