Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.

Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

No Rub December

Where girls can’t touch/rub them selfs like NNN but for girls

Yo Sarah guess what!
What do you want Dave?
It’s No rub December!

by RedsPanda November 1, 2022

Rub around

A women's circle jerk; when a group of women gather in a circle and rub each other's clitorises to sexually pleasure one another, preferably to completion.

She couldn't stop squirting at the rub around!

by Phteven with a ph March 22, 2025

Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member

"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "

by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

soggy rub

when you need a good massage and all you get is a back full ov oil an someone wiping your back!!!!

bluddy hell, i didnt expect a proper massage.....thought it was just gonna be a soggy rub!!!!

by sum random girl August 5, 2009

rub

the thing you do with your ass on a mans large hard cummy dick

girl: i rubed my ass on my little brothers dick it was fun

by rub my meat :) March 18, 2023

Doggy-Rub

Doggy-Rub refers to a sensual massage performed in the doggy-style position. In this intimate technique, the recipient is positioned on their knees, adopting the doggy style posture. Meanwhile, the masseur engages in slow, sensual strokes while providing a full back massage and penetration from behind. This method is characterized by its deliberate and gentle motions, aimed at enhancing the sensory experience.

"After a long day at work, he surprised his partner with a relaxing doggy-rub to help them unwind."

by Cahill.505 January 10, 2024