queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 7, 2005

fisherman's queef

example 1) when a disgustingly slimy stinkinfested breeze of hot air ouccurs in a womens pants
example 2)woman whos been on a ship to long

timmy get back from that boat you might get a woof of fisherman's queef

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

tricycle queef

a woman with three pussies that farts

eat my tricycle queef

by Andrew February 28, 2004

queef magnet

The amricans way of calling a person a wanker

that dudes a fucking queef magnet.

by Alex Barra February 22, 2011

lieutenant queef

Typically an aryan white boy, who has an extremely fit sister that has a very thicc ass. He normally gets a grade 1 all over haircut and licks arse.

"Oh that boy is such a lieutenant queef!'

by john tomato January 14, 2018

Shotgun Queef

The action of one girl sitting on top of another girl, aligning their ass hole and vagina. The bottom girl farts into the top girl's vagina, creating a queef within her.

Jaki surprised Lindsey with a shotgun queef.

by cheetodome September 18, 2014

Queef-skeet

A game similar to shooting skeet with a three step process: First insert your bubble wand into a bottle of mr. bubbles. Second place your bubble wand near a vagina. Wait for the queef...then once the queef is released and queef-bubbles float into the atmosphere, third you fire your Nerf gun popping all queef-bubbles.

The other day this girl and I played a little queef-skeet for hours. It took me all night to clean my Nerf guns after queef-skeeting all day.

by philly cheeeeese October 9, 2011