Polish Fishing

When a man puts a sour gummy worm into his urethra then proceeds to masterbate. When he enaculates, he shoots the gummy worm into his partners mouth

Person 1: Ever since I went Polish Fishing, I've never been able to eat sour gummy worms the same!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.

Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.

by Brian Elland November 21, 2023

Polish Cow meme

The Polish Cow meme, originating in 2020, is a video of a low-quality dancing cow with the song "Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)" playing in the background. Translated to English, the lyrics go as followed: "The only thing inside my head is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone to the edge of oblivion. I have thoughts inside my head, when will this all end, whenever I'm alone because a white eel will fly in." This is the most recognizable section of the song, though the original song goes on for another three minutes thirty seconds.

Honestly, I love listening to the Polish Cow meme. Don't ask me why.

by someguywhousesUD April 9, 2025

Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.

Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.

by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023

Polish faggot

A polish faggot is like a regular faggot except he enjoys doing Alaskan pipeline’s and eating crumpets with apricot jam on them. They generally don’t have family, and this is what causes these habits. As well as this they also only date males and are only males, suggested by the word faggot.

Polish Faggot! “hey there cutie”
Man: im straight
Polish faggot: I DONT CARE proceeds to Alaskan pipeline the man without his consent

by Local Memestar May 29, 2019

polish blowout

When you're having anal sex with your partner in the doggystyle position and unbeknownst to you they have been constipated so when you pull out they blow shit all over your stomach.

Man last night was fun with Ashley..only problem was that as I didn't think anal would cause a polish blowout.."

by Bigboy1873 June 9, 2017

Polish busride

It is when u enter the bus from riar entrance and just sit down and enjoy the ride. The bus driver will be busy with other customers so the bus driver wont see u. Basicly stealing a buss ticket

Me being broke : Fuck this busrides are to expensive. Lets see lf i can get away with a polish busride

by Hard_willy July 25, 2022