parker drake

Usually sucks at hockey and most sports and has a Little pinner

(Gayboiparker drake)

by Yoloswagmaster11199900044466 December 16, 2013

parka buddy

One of your awesome ass friends who swims just like you and happens to own a parka. You then send parka selfies to each other and decide to become parka buddies.

Oh my gosh, you have a parka too?!

Ya.
OMG let's be parka buddies!
OMG that'd be awesome!
Yay I have a parka buddy!

by DeRpHiN December 21, 2013

park a darkie

To defecate, do a poo, to go to the toilet, number 2
-to sit upon the toilet seat and lay a good healthy brown faecal log into the bowl.

Parked a darkie, parking a darkie
also spelled darky

Houseboy: "Would you like a massage now, George?
Clooney: "Not now, I'm about to go park a darkie."

by jujickson January 25, 2014

parking camper

A person, who in a heavily populated city insists on their self-importance by blocking traffic on the street or in a parking lot or parking structure while waiting for a person, who appears to be leaving to exit their parking spot.

Oh, we got another parking camper. Look at that selfish piece of excrement, he's been holding up traffic for over a minute in the hopes that the person is about to leave their spot.

by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014

parking lot pretty truck

A "parking lot pretty" truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. They are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.

Real truck owner: Nice truck!
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.

by RealTruckOwner May 12, 2016

Park your pooper

The act of sitting down on chair or other sittable object.

Aup mate, grab a beer and park your pooper.

by Oriblem December 24, 2017

Parker

The perfect boyfriend. They'll act socially awkward when you first meet, but is a great guy once you get to know them. Probably plays guitar. They'll listen to all your problems and is a great friend. If you're lucky enough to be dating one, they'll feel like both a boyfriend and a bro. Probably likes that one thicc girl who's their best friend's childhood friend. They like social interaction but they're also complete loners. They're usually attracted to short brunettes with self-confidence issues. Parkers will love and care for you. They usually don't make the first move for fear of rejection. Will text back within 0.02 seconds if they're not currently occupied. A bit clingy, but in a cute way. But when a Parker falls in love, they fall HARD. Never let a Parker go. You'll never get this lucky again in your entire life.

Girl 1: So I heard that you were dating a really nice guy. He totally sounds like a Parker!
Girl 2: OMG how did you know?!?!?

by Noivern67 June 5, 2018