beat doctor

one who makes beats.

"dude, your dad is a total beat doctor."

by xx-lilbill-xx February 19, 2009

Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

Russian Beating

A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background

In other news, the Russian Gopniks strike again, this time giving a homosexual a Russian Beating.

by Yiteziah July 24, 2021

Beat mate

A straight person you masterbate with in a hetro way.

Nah quick and I are just beat mate's.

by Talbert December 11, 2020

beat stare

When two men challenge each to masturbate whilst standing, staring at each other intimidatingly without breaking eye contact. First one to come wins.

Yeah things got wild Saturday night. Was drinking with gazza and he challenged me to a beat Stare. After a long intense battle I came out on top.

by Giggle ninja March 16, 2020

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

Beat the bean

Clitoral masturbation.
Clitoral stimulation.
Playing with your pussy.
Playing with someone's pussy.
Synonymous with flick the bean, hit the bean.

- So, how did you spend last night? Did your crush finally get his shit together and ask you out?
- Nah, girl. I kept sending him memes all night until I gave up and beat the bean myself.

by Dieviete March 1, 2022