Sicko mode on my cucumber

To beat your meat

After my girlfriend dumped me, I had to remember how to go sicko mode on my cucumber so I wouldn’t get too lonely.

by tyreethus_mento January 1, 2019

squinto mode

When someone acts like a complete social outcast in the weirdest ways. Squinto mode is used to describe someone who has an otherworldly lack of social behavior. They are like a child, doing the weirdest things in public because they don't know better.

Person 1: Is that person scooping their asshole with 4 fingers and sniffing it afterward??
Person 2: Ain't no way, he going squinto mode 💀💀

by H3L3X June 12, 2023

Friday afternoon model

A device which doesn't work properly, presumably because it was assembled on a Friday afternoon when the fitter was tired and dreaming of the weekend.

My new stereo sucks, I don't know they're all like this, or maybe I just got the Friday afternoon model.

by iMacThere4iAm May 24, 2010

Post Acid Bitch Mode

The period of whinging and general narcissism that occurs when you're coming down off lsd. Usually humorous although the joy is gone.

Candice: ...and now the sun's coming up, could anything else happen to completely ruin my morning?
Ebony: Chill, it's just post acid bitch mode
Candice: Omg, now a stupid bird is chirping!

by Brever December 10, 2010

he's a model

when someone (usually your man/your man who's not actually your man) looks so good, they literally are a model.
a term for a guy whom is so attractive and good looking, they look like a model.

friend 1: "damn, who's that?"
friend 2: "he my mans, he's a model"
F1: "he's a model??"
F2: "i mean, he's actually not but you know what i mean"
F1: "okay, he's a model"

by tu_luna July 9, 2018

america's next top model

-Reality show hosted by African American supermodel Tyra Banks which airs on UPN where females aged 17-30 audition for a chance to be a model and get a contract with make-up company CoverGirl.

-Contestants audition throughout several cities like American Idol and based on looks and some tests like how they walk, some are selected to the show.

-Final contestants live together for a couple months and travel to places, sometimes internationally to perform model shoots which each have some special stipulation ie you have to pose with a tarantula on you, you have to pose nude.

-Each week the contestants pictures taken that week are judged and usually one person is eliminated who "doesn't seem to be model material."

-Goes by the term "cycle" instead of "season" like most TV shows.

-Previous winners so far have been...
Cycle 1:Adrienne Curry
Cycle 2:Yoanna House
Cycle 3:Eva Pigford
Cycle 4:Naima mora

Ex. Some of the judges on America's Next Top Model are even more blunt about what they think of the would-be model contestants than Simon Cowell is with singer would-bes on American Idol.

by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005

à la mode

a) Fashionable; in the current style or fashion.

b) (US) Served with ice cream.

"we served the apple pie à la mode"

by Devilwymyn October 1, 2011