You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!
by Chetchez October 21, 2010
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by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006
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an attractive girl. kind of based on Hilary Duff, although if you're calling Hilary Duff attractive you have to call her Hilary Muff because Muff Duff does not apply to her.
by Sean & Nick July 23, 2007
Get the muff duff mug.The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.
"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."
"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."
"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."
"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."
"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."
by SCOONLAN August 25, 2012
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Get the Armpit Muff mug.An alcoholic beverage consisting of a shot glass in a martini glass surrounded by whipped cream. One has to try to drink the shot without using his hands. (AKA Blowjob)
by ThatGirl85 September 3, 2005
Get the muffdiver mug.these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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