Viral Math

When a brain-unfriendly, tricky, or ill-posed oft-elementary math question in a national exam is shared rapidly and widely on the internet, because an obscene number of unhappy students and their clueless parents could not solve it, who blamed the problem poser of the “unfair” question for causing them trauma, nightmare, pain, or suffering, with some even entertaining suicidal thoughts.

Singapore’s high-stakes Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE)—grade six—exam is notorious for setting viral math questions almost every other year—the PSLE math paper via its higher order thinking skills (HOTS) questions acts as a social filter to filter out the nerds from the herd.

by MathPlus October 21, 2021

math

Something people with no social skills and a depraved need for stability and objectivity enjoy thinking about as a form of masturbation.

Loser: I like math.
Me: GTFO

by Leonid Brezhnev April 6, 2008

New Normal Math

When math teachers reluctantly have to come to terms with new habits that would help them to keep their jobs in the new normal or post-pandemic, be it switching to more Zoom lessons in the aftermath of new lockdowns, monitoring students’ oft-unsatisfactory progress on Google Classroom, or communicating with ever-demanding parents on WhatsApp.

How many math educators worldwide decide to retire prematurely, as they can’t cope with the new normal math demands expected of them in the light of new waves of infection plaguing their nations?

by MathPlus April 25, 2021

Math club

A club of all the people you want to beat the shit out of.

"Hey! There's the Math club, let's go beat the shit out of them!"

by JEOs July 31, 2009

Mathamatical

Something that has to do wih maths.

Mathamatical stuff sucks ass.

by Jafje October 1, 2007

mathed out

to have done too much math homework that you are too boredd/stressed/tired out of your mind and cannot function properly to continue the math.

shit. i did an hour long math test. i am mathed out.

by jeezlouisiamgod May 24, 2009

Matheesan

Matheesan is boy name. Matheesan is incredibly sexy. He attracts women with his huge cock. He is a Alpha male. He is extreme masculine and has a nice mustache. He has a very muscular body.

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by Hot mathee March 21, 2022