may 22 

national send a soapy booby pic to your boyfriend day

Keo: it's may 22 she hasn't sent any
Kevin: she don't love you bro

may 22 by kevin her husband May 21, 2021

May 26 

Queen or king day

Ellie:Its may 26 I'm a quen
Max:and I'm a king lol

May 26 by Lolo_7879 October 18, 2019

May 4 

May 4 is slap a stranger in the face and if they hit back they are gay/lesbian.

Person 1: *slaps*
Person 2: What was that for?! *slaps Person 1*
Person 1: It’s May 4 you hit me back so ur gay/lesbian!
Person 2: ... crap

May 4 by Oof_hi December 8, 2019

May 18

May 18 is national fuck your bitch day

Boy 1:Hey josh it’s may 18, go fuck your bitch

Boy 2:Ok!

May 18 by Qfzx November 9, 2020

May 16 

Garbage Trash Appreciation Day

Garbage Trash Appreciation Day: Someone's birthday. May 16.

May 16 by JRS⠀⠀ May 10, 2021

May 10 

Grab ass and tits at the same time day.

Guy, *grabs girls ass and tits at the same time*
Girl, “dude wtf”
Guy, “what it’s May 10”

May 10 by Got em kehd May 9, 2019

May 6th

National praise Landon day. And give him a blowjob

“Oh boy! It’s May 6th”!
“hey, there’s Landon, better get on your knees!”

May 6th by Nigger penis October 12, 2019