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Lindsey

A Hippo. Or a whale...you decide.
Oh my god, she's such a Lindsey!! Her hips are so full of blubber and cellulite.
by The Big Fat Greek October 8, 2012
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Lindsay Lohan

A dyke.
Jenna: Who's that dyke?

Brian: It's Lindsay Lohan.

Jenna: Oh.
by Mystery Dink February 19, 2009
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Im-a-big-moron-who-cant-remember-his-lines.com

Home of Strong Bad. Also, the place to go for losers who constantly screw up making welcome movies.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! pushes Homestar aside Hello, and welcome to Im-a-big-moron-who-cant-remember-his-lines.com! No, seriously.
by dj gs68 April 29, 2003
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Lindsey

A stupid bitch that will cheat on you. She puts her sex life on display and will even lie to people saying she slept with you. She's two faced and will tell all your secrets. Once she thinks you're friends, you'll never get rid of her. Even if you tell her point blank you aren't friends, she'll still think you're kidding. She also has a nasty tooth that you will feel every time you makeout. It's so distracting once you notice it. Stay away from Lindsey's at all costs because you don't want to mess with her nasty ass
Ew, don't be a Lindsey
by Sarrrraaaaaaaa June 1, 2014
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Lindsay

Hey that girl lindsay wears the same clothes and hits on guys while in a relationship, also a skanky ass thot
by HypnoDoge88 June 22, 2019
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Pulling A Lindsay

An expression used when someone does something that is largly frowned upon by the free world. Typically characterized by Lindsay Lohan's disregard for her life, career, and money.

Most commonly associated with people forgetting and looking for justification and an easy way out.
(In a heavy southern accent.)

Chrystal: "Why the fuck didn'chu call me lass nite?"
Tammy: "I was pulling a Lindsay, I got so high I didn't know where the phone was!"
Chrystal: "Crack Whore, I need'd smoks."
Tammy: "You know momma has a problem, I just can't kick the meth."
Chrystal: "Well I'ma get to work cause Reggie says if I'm late again I'ma be fired from the strip club."
Tammy: "Papa Reggie wont fire you, tell him you pulled a Lindsay."
by Dominic M August 1, 2007
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Lindsay Lohan

Started off as a totally hot, big boobed actress with an amazing perfect figure and what looked like talent. Then went Britney Spears on our asses and decided to drive like a manic, snort coke, and turn into a walking skeleton with bleached hair in the shade of 'fresh skank'.

Decided to become lesbian with Sam Ronson and let's face it could have had someone much hotter. As Eminem would say 'Samantha's a 2, you're practically a 10'.

Also has a sister called Ali who is a less hot yet cleaner looking version of Lindsay.

Hopefully she will clean up her act, ditch the skank hair and eat some food.
Dave: Amy from High School used to be so hot.

Andy: Yeah I heard she got hooked on heroin.

Dave: Shame, she's such a Lindsay Lohan now.
by CarlyBunny July 8, 2009
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