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James

A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
That James is by far my favourite, no matter what!
by V-dizzlefashizzle. January 11, 2009
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james-cameroned

to make a vast majority of people believe that you are far more creative than you are in reality; to trick people into thinking that your "art" is just that, a work of art and not some piece of shit with no substance.
"wow man, i really james-cameroned it on that last project we had. for some reason the teacher found my poem about horse shit totally deep and beautiful."
by p.s. kelly January 21, 2010
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LeBron James

1. The most overrated nba player EVER.

2. Before even his first season, idiots were comparing him to Michael Jordan.

3. Lebron James couldn't make jump shot if his life depended on it. All he does is take VERY close shots, lay-ups, and dunks (which can explain his rather high FG%). Ranked #8 in turnovers-per-game, but nobody wants to mention that...

4. Dwayne Wade is 100x better than LeBron James, yet he isn't overrated (what's up with that?)

5. Only averages 25 ppg because the Cavs lack a TRUE second scorer (notice how he only averaged a pitiful 16 ppg when Ricky Davis was on the team)

6. Give him 4 more seasons, THEN we can compare him to the legend known as Michael Jordan. But really, LeBron James was being compared to Michael BEFORE HE EVEN ENTERED THE LEAGUE. That's both disrespectful to Michael and ignorant.

7. Wannabe MVP of the year... pfft, if that happens, I'll stop watching NBA. If anybody deserves to be MVP of the year, it's Steve Nash.

8. Had a baby out of wed-lock.. nobody likes to mention that. Watch people, a couple years from now, he'll either be a Penny Hardaway or a Kobe Bryant.

9. Often referred to as King James by his fanboys.

10. ESPN is full of gays who are obsessed with "King James". Leave it to ESPN and you'll be convinced that LeBron James will average 30 ppg, 15 rpg, 20 apg, 10 spg, and 10 bpg.

11. Comes up with excuses not to particpate in the Slam Dunk contest because he knows he'll be overhyped and when he'll be embarrassed when the other participants show him out with their amazing dunks.
Don't believe the hype.

We all know that LeBron James pays people millions of dollars to kiss his ass.
by ssj marik February 18, 2005
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James Maynard Keenan

Quite literally a genius.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:

Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious

But most importantly:
Lateralus

Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
by Cartmaniac August 6, 2009
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LeBron James

LeBron James is one of the most overrated players in the NBA today! The poor bastards in Cleveland who have never had a winning sports team are so "Championship Challenged" that they over look the fact LeBron James wont even support his hometown sports teams!

LeBron James also thinks its "All About LeBron James" but yet consistently CHOKES when the pressure is on! ... if he was truly a great player, he would get the job done!
hey look! LeBron James choked in the big game AGAIN!
(Official Cleveland Motto) "Maybe Next Year"
by Get real, Ya All!!! May 22, 2008
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James

Ay it's that dust nigga James!
by HOODIEME7O November 20, 2018
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Jamesey

Honey loves her Jamesey!
by Lil' Sneaka! aka, Amy March 29, 2005
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