ipod

terrible mp3 player marketed to ignorent people. being the only mp3 player with commercials and banner ads, people think its the only mp3 player that exists. other mp3 players that are better quality are usually half the price. for example, mp3 players by iriver and creative have features the ipod doesnt like internet radio capabilities.

person1: guess what! my ipod is busted! it keeps telling me to format it and re-upload my songs when ive done that 3 times!

person2: story of my life...

by DJ Houzer April 9, 2005

Ipsical

A sudden burst of thoughts or ideas. This word is sometimes misconcieved for meaning an erection but that is incorrect.

I was working on my homework and I couldn't think of what to right and then I got a huge ipsical and I finished it in no time.

by J-rod1234 January 11, 2009

iPhone 5

think of the iPhone 4S as a white guys penis. now think of the iPhone 5 as a black guys penis. that's the iPhone 5 for you, just bigger than the last...

White Guy #1:hey man look at my iPhone 4S

White Guy #2: not bad, but didn't you get the new iPhone 5?

White Guy #1: Not yet, but that thing is supposed to be bigger than this one.

Black Guy: it sure is. it's as big as my dick... SUCK IT!

by Sitbackandlaugh October 27, 2012

ippon

(n) a word used to describe a victory while playing Japanese arcade games

(v) to obliterate the competition in a Japanese arcade game

Ippon! I totally just destroyed your fighter.

Robbie is going to ippon in 3 seconds. 3-2-1.

by godzox. September 11, 2009

iPhone

Pretty much the coolest portable gadget ever made. It has only one button and everything else is operated by the touch screen. It's an ipod, a phone, and an internet browser. It can also be a remote control, computer mouse, electric razor, mouse trap, a taser, deodorant, hand grenade, a condom, wipes your ass, and gives you eternal life.

John: Yo, Mike, we're going to a nightclub to get some action. You bring the condoms?

Mike: No, I have my iPhone

by ramunematt December 29, 2008

ipod

when i first got my ipod for my birthday about 7 months ago i could honestly say i thought it was good. The only problem was the battery life- it lasted about 2 hours. However, 6 months down the line, even more problems are coming up. Battery life has decreased to about an hour, the abstard thing won't let me add new songs and has a shitload of scratches. The songs keep freezing and skipping or restarting. So now i will have 2 fork out another 200 quid 2 replace the bastard.

Please, people do not buy an Ipod.

by Jimre™ September 2, 2005

ipod knot

A knot that forms by itself in your ipod earphones when you leave your ipod in your pocket. It doesn't occur often that an ipod comes out of a pocket without a knot. Can result in discovery of new knots.

"Aah! Why am i always getting these ipod knots in my earphones?"
"I know dude i hate those!"
"Well they're not all bad, think of all the new knots we've discovered because of them."

by charliieee October 16, 2008