A bit is a quick to sometimes medium length (If it's really funny or you get too carried away) joke, act, gesture, character performance, or anything you can do which is out of the normal for a reserved personality or formal conduct, intended to be humorous or to spice up a social setting.
Examples of bits include, but are not limited to:
Pretending a slow moving car is going to run you over, lying down and declaring "It's all over! Kiss me gently Angel of Death!"
When asked if you are a racist, and are comfortably not a racist, you put on a smug face anyway, raise an eyebrow and say "Yes".
Examples of bits include, but are not limited to:
Pretending a slow moving car is going to run you over, lying down and declaring "It's all over! Kiss me gently Angel of Death!"
When asked if you are a racist, and are comfortably not a racist, you put on a smug face anyway, raise an eyebrow and say "Yes".
"Bro are you actually a fan of Ben Shapiro?"
"No, but if I shill for him he pays me in sexual favours!"
"Wait really?"
"Nah man It's just a bit lol"
"No, but if I shill for him he pays me in sexual favours!"
"Wait really?"
"Nah man It's just a bit lol"
by Connoisseur of exotic "Bits" May 31, 2022

by Roberto ForMeNo August 17, 2016

by Ted Mosby's hair April 26, 2019

It's the curse one gets when being in the same server as 8-bit. It is when one is near leveling up in the game 'Overwatch' but can't because he/she is missing the required Experience Point amount which is 20.000 with 1000 points or less. The Curse happens at random.
A: OMG I NEED ONLY 200 POINTS TO LEVEL UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
B: Oof, it sounds like you got the curse.
A: What curse?
B: The Curse of the Bit
A: Oh no...
B: Oof, it sounds like you got the curse.
A: What curse?
B: The Curse of the Bit
A: Oh no...
by dayvidcafe October 10, 2018

When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist
by LoneWanderess December 25, 2019

Person 1: STOP BEING SUCH A Bi.....T OF LASAGNA!
Person 2: HAHA OK! BIT OF LASAGNA! HA! THATS HILARIOUS! ILL HAVE TO USE THAT ONE SOMETIMES
Person 2: HAHA OK! BIT OF LASAGNA! HA! THATS HILARIOUS! ILL HAVE TO USE THAT ONE SOMETIMES
by used paper towel May 21, 2019

1. Domesticated and shortened version of Bitch meant to refer to a friend
2. A piece of something
3. Past tense bite
2. A piece of something
3. Past tense bite
1. Hi BIT! Let's go pummel some of our ex-niggas!
2. Toby spilt a bit of his cum in Martina's pussy
3. the wolf bit the sheep's leg off
2. Toby spilt a bit of his cum in Martina's pussy
3. the wolf bit the sheep's leg off
by Ffuycyccyt8 December 25, 2021
