A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!
by CrazyIceCR3AM March 6, 2021
Get the Giant Horse Vagina mug.One who keeps himself or his aims hidden. Keeping things secret, or concealed even seemingly pointless secrets they can be referred to as a dark horse when the interest, relationship, or action is revealed. Perhaps surprising, unexpected, even vaguely scandalous.
"Did you hear Dick won a mountain biking race?"
"Wow! What a dark horse, I thought he was a couch potato!!!"
"Trent has a new hot younger girlfriend, they were keeping it secret because he's her dad's friend"
"What a dark horse!!!"
"Wow! What a dark horse, I thought he was a couch potato!!!"
"Trent has a new hot younger girlfriend, they were keeping it secret because he's her dad's friend"
"What a dark horse!!!"
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Get the Happy Horse Shit mug.A place to meet horrible ppl that cling to u for the rest of ur life. I warn you, do not go here as you will be stuck with them on calls at 1 in the morning. instead befriend the cat.
THE CAT IS DEAD
(i killed it)
THE CAT IS DEAD
(i killed it)
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Get the Windsor Horse Rangers mug.when someone is exhibiting behavior of being inconsiderate horse, you can refer to them as 'inconsiderate horse'.
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Get the inconsiderate horse mug.Bojack horseman is a verb used to describe when someone has done something unreasonable when in a heightened state of emotion.
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Get the Bojack Horseman mug.A fake cyber-security business created by Alameen Karim Merali as the CFO that runs with his alter ego Madeline Escobar as the CEO, whose actually a porn star.
The business Dark Horse Security Inc. has seen success in the cyber-security world regardless of it being fake, and is in the news.
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