German Kiss

When you and a friend touch buttholes as if your sphincters were giving each other a kiss.

I caught Tom and Randy with their pants down, and yes you guessed it, giving each other a German Kiss

German Kiss by Tinypeckerbigballs September 19, 2023

german flag 

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.

"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"

german flag by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

german flag 

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.

(This was made in honor of a tik tok user called arsenicnitrogen)

"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"

german flag by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

german flag 

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee

And red being the period blood

"Just had a german flag, shits painfull"(This was made in honor of a tik toker called arsenicnitrogen)

german flag by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

German flag 

When your having your period and you shit and pee at the same time it makes a German looking flag, black red yellow 🇩🇪

Girl: holy shit I just did a German flag on the toulet

German flag by Holeymoleyguackamoley September 29, 2023

German Bathtub 

A tub with raw sewage, human remains, and unrefined oil, which is used to wash, but not necessarily clean oneself, in order to mimic how Germans in the 1700's once washed themselves. (They still do it they're just really good at hiding it)

Nik: I can't Wait to take a German Bath in my new Jade German Bathtub
Kid: wtf

German Bathtub by Mr Dr Doofus III of Romaina November 25, 2023

German lottery machine 

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants

Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids

German lottery machine by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023