god

you think kissin' god's feet will get you to heaven and not the other people? what is hell if god forgives are actions and has compassion? god loves us all right? at least thats wat beleivers say. anyways if i had 2 kids i wouldnt be only loving the one who kisses my ass. how lame... i cant get how people that beleive in god are so certain and sure that they are right. at least have a doubt. maybe there is some force cause i dont know how the f*** the universe was made but cut the loving and peacefull guy crap. and how the f*** that special guy was made? he just appeared like that. I never saw him so i cant say that he exist..but im not gonna kiss anyones ass cause maybe hes there. what is jesus have to do wit this? the son of god....plz....get ur s*** straight, god makes some people to kill eachother, then send them to hell, if god made me, if i kill someone, dont blame me, god didnt created me with the capacity of sustain myself. so now i have to go to hell? come on...what kind of illogical s*** is that. he cant blame me, nobody told me the purpose of life was love and peace. you only learn that in human society. its all about survival, good example, animals, w/e they need for survival, its the instincs, eat, sleep and fight other animals or same species that will sometimes lead to death. now ur only excuse would be that he made us wit free will...nigga plz, that would be too perfect, and its not, since we got mental illness and retards that can only ''sit on their ass and scrap off their hairchest while looking at you screaming GNN, GNN!.

God made humans, animals, every little dot in ur eyes, all ur body system. So perfect, yet, killing for no reasons all over the planet. why god wouldn be able to make it perfect everywhere if he designed every peice of my brain.

everyone that says that god is great because he gave us a life, im suppose to thank that? ROFL gg owned thx

set ur mind straight thats the only thing that matters
''war and hate''

by deep4life December 28, 2005

God

hes real and he's my saviour
all you others guys that pay him out suck

warren is gay

by warren is gay January 17, 2004

God

A being who is a caring, loving person. Millions have died for their faith for a good GOSHDAMNED reason!!
so, all you faggots who keep saying 'God doesn't exist' should go kill youselves.
If God doesn't exist, then how the heck were we made???
Exactly. There is force better than us and his name is GOD.
So all you stupid people shut the fuck up.

"If you follow God, when you go to heaven, you recieve eternal life."

by biffle May 17, 2008

God

A lie.

Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.

by 663738284764553363728 January 2, 2019

God

1: Synonym for deity. Plural: Gods. Whether it's a proper noun or not depends on if the god in question is from a unitheist religon or a multitheist religon
2: a word often used to convey suprise or exitement. Usually when used like this it is a proper noun

Occording to insert religon here, god name here is the god of insert thing here

Good God, that concert was loud!

by MrMrMemeyGuy October 21, 2017

God

What religious people believe, not an atheist

A word that should reach 1,000 definitions

Skit 1:
person 1: Did you believe in God?
person 2: No
person 1: Then you are an atheist

Skit 2:
person 1: did you know the word "God" has over 900 definitions in Urbandictionary?
person 2: Oh wow, I did not realize that!
person 1: LET'S MAKE IT INTO 1,000 DEFINITIONS, WE CAN DO IT GUYS!

by epic!pewds! May 25, 2020

God

Does not exist, he's one fucked up bitch.

OMG I prayed so many fucking times to you God you old prune juice drinking bitch.

by Rogue Zombie YT May 30, 2018