Goat feather

To have sex with a goat while wearing a feather headdress.

I got caught goat feathering the neighbors pet.

by Goat feather June 22, 2021

Goat Ninja

Just a sick goat with mad ninja skills.

Guy 1, "fuck man what happened to your face"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

by ChummBear July 31, 2021

goat shagger

A Middle Eastener that has an affinity for goats. They usually herd them up in the mountains where they are isolated to the point they start looking good

I believe that guy with the Turbin on his head is a goat shagger

by babysaph August 18, 2021

goat laugh

How you sound when you know you aren't supposed to laugh at a very inappropriate joke told in public.

Jason: and then the <ethnic or racially inappropriate reference> said, I've got none.

Randy: *goat laugh*

by Rick Parker August 27, 2021

Goat Man

Goat man is the best tiktoker ever because he just fucking is and if you don’t like him um you are poopy

“Goat man is a fag.”

by Yourmomuwu September 1, 2021

goat ham

Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.

"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"

by d a r k September 15, 2021