Facebook Official

This term is used when a relationship is official, and you know so becuase the couple changes their status from either "single" or "it's complicated" to "in a relationship" on Facebook.

Guy 1: "Dude, I met this fly girl last night and we had a really good time, so I looked her up on Facebook..."
Guy 2: "And...."
Guy 1: "She's Facebook official with some douche bag."
Guy 2: "Ouch bro.

by Cfrau15 March 10, 2009

facebook preaching

When someone does something on facebook and thinks it makes a difference in the environment, the life of a child, etc and starts to get all preachy about it.

"Save the whales. Totally. you can do it without leaving your living room"

-Man, stop your facebook preaching.

by Domini55 July 3, 2008

Facebook Crawling

Going from page to page in facebook often starting in the news feed and then clicking on links to travel to new people, new events, new albums, etc. It is different than stalking in that you are not trying to gather information about a specific person. It is more of aimless wandering through pages to see whats new and interesting.

Mike was bored of doing homework and was facebook crawling to see what was new. He started by seeing a group invitation for PennFoodTrucks.com, found a friend in the group, moved on to that friend's album pictures then saw a new party event and eventually after a few hours of wandering ended up at a long lost highschool friend's page.

by arn0601 February 24, 2009

facebook celeb wannabe

A stuck up snob who has 200- 3000 friends while only 5% are actually people they associate themselves with. These people are total attention whores who haven't done anything to change the world in any way and yet they have more friends and followers on facebook kissing their ass then some other actually famous celebrity or someone who can put a dent in the world.

what a facebook celeb wannabe. Douche bag has 2000 friends and now he/she thinks they're hot stuff. When they're nothing but a regular insignificant spec in society who's following the rest of the sheep.

by theguythatallthegirlswant December 8, 2009

facebook Meme

An old or unfunny meme generated by someone who is over 30.

Dude my mom keeps posting these facebook memes. They are sooooo bad.

by AECH.exe November 28, 2016

Facebook Philosopher

A person that constantly post in their Facebook status sayings that they feel are deep, motivational, and inspirational but they are really just annoying. Every status update seems like a bad toast.

Every day Kaylee changes her Facebook status to something she feels is deep and philosophical. She is such a Facebook Philosopher. Her posts should start out "Kaylee says ...."

by Hermit the Frog January 2, 2011

Government Facebook

n. a slang term to describe the sex offender registry online.

Man he got busted for rape I guess he gets to join government facebook.

by Aterrex January 3, 2009