Bullshit to my doorstep 

When a person deliberately brings issues, drama, or emotional baggage to you or your household. Most of the time they want you to interject or help them and that would fall under the category of not your problem.

Don't bring your bullshit to my doorstep!

Bullshit to my doorstep by Castle Enterprises November 24, 2010

Dooms Clay 

When you are attacked by handfuls of clay in retaliation to an ambush. This often leads to being completely covered in clay and needing to purchase a new cell phone, shoes, glasses, etc.

Our professor brought Dooms Clay upon three students when they attacked his ceramics class with nerf guns.

Dooms Clay by Ultimate Fist Pump February 9, 2010

doodski 

another word for dood, but cooler and a reference to a dood who is also a broski.

yo , what"s up doodski?

doodski by trevorwhatever December 16, 2010

Doofshnob 

The present tense of doofshangler

Also refers to a person who is infact a doofussy snobby hole in the wart sack

Louis is such a doofshnob

Doofshnob by oscar meyer January 12, 2013

door dosser 

Someone who claims to be looking for a job, but ends up in the pub smoking by the main door and dossing around

John told me he was out looking for a job, but a friend told me he was at the pub smoking and messing with his friends. She advised me that he lies and is a door dosser.

door dosser by BritishLas January 6, 2014

Door-Stepping

To force entry and assault.

Someone should think about door-stepping that low-life.

Door-Stepping by LastRationale September 29, 2018

Door 

Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.

Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.

Door by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018