Deuce

the act of shitting, also can be substituted for any word

dude i just deuced it out in the bathroom. dude your face is a deuce! dude ill drop a deuce on you punk!

by GOD September 9, 2003

Deuce Fest

Annual party in Waterford Connecticut held by Roger "Deuce" Templeton, the most critically acclaimed lifeguard in the State Lifeguarding System. This party cannot be missed.

when is Roger's DEUCE FEST? July 3, this year!

by Templeton Deuce April 20, 2007

deuce

Second turn.

I got deuce on that joint.
Deuce on the PS2!

by d-unit June 25, 2003

deuce

A man with a large penis

Girl says "That boy is a deuce!"

by Bob November 16, 2002

Deuce

when the fist is clenched and ready to smack the crap outta someone/thing it is referred to as a "Deuce"

You say that one more time and im gonna have to give you the deuce
I got a couple of deuces with your name on 'em

by Steve the Joker November 12, 2003

deucemizer

Someone who is amazingly skilled at something a pro at something.

Dude that kid is a fuckin deucemizer at NBA jam, you see his freethrow?

by pepin December 12, 2004

deuce

A synonym for the word "too". Since deuce means the number 2, and "two" and "too" sound the same, you can sub it.

1. I got four hours of sleep last night, I'm deuce tired.

2. Gimme some food! I'm deuce hungry!

by Black107 November 1, 2006