Clockblocked

When you're trying to get it in with a lady, and it's suddenly time to go ( because your ride is here/ the place closes/ it's time for her to leave etc. ) and you end up never getting to do anything with her.

Girl: I so wanna fuck you right now!

You: oh baby, let's do it!

Girl: Oh shit my moms here to pick me up, I gotta go!

You: ...well...damn...

Your friend: Well shit dude, Id say you just got clockblocked!

by RyGuyW September 23, 2011

Clockenflap

Clockenflap is a large music festival men attend. It has been widely kept secret from the public that is a large orgy for "straight" men to experiment with their sexuality.

"Did you see Steve at Clockenflap? He went cock crazy."

by SmellyMike October 30, 2017

Clock Watcher

A person you work with, she is always watching the clock. Obviously, she wants to get the hell outta there, but is a little too obvious!!

Sandy was always clock watcher. She was supposed to be working in the factory, but all she wanted to do to clock watch! She did a shifty job! Ended up getting fired ...

by A lil batty February 9, 2019

.clocklava

A hot bleach fan that only takes W's

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the king of anitok?

Person 2: You mean .clocklava?

by TheEnglishAreComing May 5, 2022

Slop Clock

A sandwich formed at a fast food restaurant by combining several items. The most common form of a Slop Clock is a the combination of a double cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich and french fries (the sandwich is organized in this order: bun, beef patty, bun, chicken patty, french fries, beef patty and finally a bun).

Justin: "Hey dude, what do you want from (insert fast food restaurant here)?"

Barrett: "Gimme a double cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich and a small fry, I'm making a slop clock!"

Justin: "A what?!"

Barrett: "A slop clock, you'll see!"

by Pstangggggggg December 16, 2009

alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.

'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'

by KartoonHead September 26, 2011

5 o'clock slop

The dirtiest of the dirty, the most unattractive girl at the bar and your last option if you want to get laid that night. This girl is usually so unattractive 2am isn't enough time to drink to make her worth it, around 5 is when she becomes an option

Man i must have of been hammered last night i woke up next to a real piece of 5 o'clock slop.

see also road whore

by king dingaling89 October 26, 2010