Bless wave

A spontaneous phenomenon in which you constantly feel good or have something good happen to you for an extended length of time.

"Bruh, this month has been amazing I made hella money this month and I bought a new car!"

"Fasho my dude, you’re riding that bless wave!"

by aiiirdrop May 30, 2018

Blues Mobile

A car that’s used to conduct a mission from God. Usually on the back half of its life and an icon of its generation.

Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.

Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.

Policeman: Look, it’s thats shit box Dodge again, lets roll.

5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic

Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!

by Captain cupcake July 13, 2018

Blessturbate

When an adventurous gentleman embarks upon a speedy, covert danger wank whilst divulging his sins during confession.

"Father please forgive me for I have sinned."
(shoots load=blessturbate)

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

Blesseth

When someone sneezes you say blesseth instead of bless you

*achoo*.... “BLESSETH!”

by Gitroasted July 20, 2018

blest

Ghetto way of spelling "blessed"

Man, I'm so blest!!
You mean blessed?

by Zeniak July 21, 2018

Blessed Chaldean

If ur Chaldean you got money so ur blessed

Look over there his a blessed Chaldean.

by Gino123 September 21, 2018

Bless

Bless is a person with a colossal penis, bless has been known to be very good with women and know how to handle them in bad situation. Bless is also known for being very good at any sport he play’s in and very popular at school and extremely smart when he wants to

girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy person he turns me on in many ways

Girl 2: oh yeah that guy is sexy he has to be bless
girl 1: yeah i heard he is good at every sport and has a huge penis

by jhon maker October 22, 2018