Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 8, 2023

Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

by ItzKris March 17, 2023

Chipmunk Blowjob

When they suck your balls into their mouth and munch on them like a chipmunk

Dude she gave me a fucking chipmunk blowjob last night!

by DarkHallowed October 10, 2023

redemption blowjob

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.

Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.

by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 14, 2023

New Jersey Blowjob

When a woman farts on your penis.

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared

by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023

Blowjob

Ok ud, so I am a bisexual female and I personally think men are way more sexually entitled than women. Men because of outdated gender norms think we are obligated to suck their dicks without satisfying us in return. I personally don’t find blowjobs to be fun or pleasant, but you do you bestie!

Blowjob

by Purpstar615 December 28, 2023

Deckchair Blowjob

Extremely forceful deep-throat oral sex which results in the recipient folding up like a deckchair when he ejaculates

I ended up bent in two after Nicola gave me a deckchair blowjob

by Tedzer January 3, 2024