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Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.
He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!
by ACL.15 June 19, 2025
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Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
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Bald

Usually a person named max, preferably from a clan LGC or LEGACY.
Me: Max you are bald don't talk to me.

Max: you're right, I'm sorry
by Tokyosdomain June 28, 2025
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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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disco bald

when a light reflects off of a bald man's head and illuminates the room
the room was instantly lit up when the sun shined through the window onto his head because he was disco bald
by pseudowoodoRoute36 February 18, 2017
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micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it
That’s a Micah bald dude
by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018
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National Baldheaded Day

AUGUST 3RD

National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣
Today’s National Baldheaded Day, Kiesha And Latoya Getting Posted It. - And I Oop
by _unknownnnnn_ August 1, 2019
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