Angry Ladybug

When a someone purposefully slaps a woman’s clitoris during sex play. For instance, in lesbian porn when a woman is masturbating or performing oral on another woman and continuously slaps her labia and/or clitoris to get her to climax, sometimes resulting in pain.

I won’t be able to sit for a week. Jennifer gave me an angry ladybug last night.

by HUMANREPLICA December 1, 2017

Angry hedgehog

Crust of poo resulting in the matting of the hairs around the arsehole. Only solution is to pull the matted hairs out.

I hate it when you have to pull the hairs out your arse, angry hedgehogs

by Marvelisshit May 27, 2016

Angry freya

When a girl walks up to you whips out her breasts and starts smacking you with them back and fourth across the face

Yesterday I got home and my wife looked at me and gave me the angry freya

by ANGRY WRITER 01 February 5, 2018

Angry Squirrel

Do this with your partner’s back pressed against the base of a tree. During vaginal sex, inconspicuously feed your partner peanuts until you ejaculate. When you do, pinch their tits, then quickly and powerfully shove a feather duster up your partners ass. (Brush side out) They should try to scramble up the tree while making a noise that resembles an angry squirrel.

She had scars on her back from when I gave her an angry squirrel.

by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020

Angry Antoinette

Reference to the historical figure Marie Antoinette: the act of passionately smearing cake all over a sexual partner's body (usually female to male) and then sensually eating the cake off of their body except from the genitals, leaving the usually male partner blue balled with icing on his schlong.

Dude #1: “Bro what’s got you so on edge?!”
Dude #2: “My hookup from last night gave me an Angry Antoinette...”

by bertyshmerty April 16, 2020

angry hornet

a fisting move done by first clenching both hands and intertwining your fingers. then, upon entering an orifice, you extend all fingers at once while keeping your hands together.

Ouch! Not the angry hornet again!

by angreen hornet November 14, 2011

angry cupcake

A delicious combination of naughty and nice. Not to be confused with the imitation "malicious muffin", an angry cupcake always has sprinkles and a cherry on top. Often called a pretty delight with a naughty mean streak.

Dan: Cindy seems like a real tart.
Jeff: Nah she's just one angry cupcake.
Dan: NICE!

by angry_cupcake March 19, 2008