Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.
by goldandsilverowner November 30, 2010
Get the self-gifting mug.The act of committing an error or penalty in life or in a sporting event so as to harm one’s own advancement in said event ie P.D.
You fumble your own ball on your one yard line thus giving the opposing team the opportunity to win through self-penalation
by Padre David January 23, 2022
Get the Self-penalation mug.The realistic and unrealistic expectations we create that effect us either positively or negatively in our lives
Her self - pectations contributed to her flat mood after she realised her colleagues did not prioritise work activities like she does.
by The Trumpescite May 8, 2018
Get the Self - pectations mug.When someone (usually depressed or suffers from mental and/or physical illness) often cuts, wrists and thighs are most popular but it can go to rip ankles etc.
Girl1: hey Girl2 whats up!
Girl2:*quickly adjusts sleeves* Hey, im good
Girl1: what's wrong with your sleeves let me see if I can help *grabs her sleeve*
Girl1:*sees fresh wounds and previous scars* Are these from you self-mutilate ing?
Girl2: U-Ugh no
Girl1: you mean yes right?
Girl2:Yea..
Girl2:*quickly adjusts sleeves* Hey, im good
Girl1: what's wrong with your sleeves let me see if I can help *grabs her sleeve*
Girl1:*sees fresh wounds and previous scars* Are these from you self-mutilate ing?
Girl2: U-Ugh no
Girl1: you mean yes right?
Girl2:Yea..
by JulieMoore November 25, 2018
Get the Self-Mutilate mug.self-licensing happens when people allow themselves to indulge after doing something positive first
commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset
commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset
self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake
by meCHS January 1, 2013
Get the self-licensing mug.The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.
"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
by tomgreene March 4, 2010
Get the Self - Assification mug.1) Leaving one's domicile to avoid roommates when interacting with a significant other
2) Being sexiled of one's own volition
2) Being sexiled of one's own volition
1) Cornelius and his boyfriend frequently went into self-sexile to avoid homophobic housemates
2) Jeremy and Claire always got so loud their roommates had not choice but to self-sexile.
2) Jeremy and Claire always got so loud their roommates had not choice but to self-sexile.
by PBMax September 28, 2008
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