J WILLY

Often referred to as being the gayest member of a group. Likes dick alot.

"see that gay kid over there, that must be J WILLY"

by Hot Dudes November 14, 2022

pickled willy cheese

When a man has collected dick cheese and pickled it.

Jimmy:" I fancy some pickled willy cheese."
Tim:"Would you like some if mine? It's Brent pickling for 4 months."
Jimmy:"Oh gee oh golly yes please!"

by Willycheeseconsumer November 16, 2022

Cousin willy

Nickname gave to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany in the BBC's rap "The cause of World War One! Origins: Rap Battle | WW1 Uncut - BBC" by king Georges V of Great Britain, today it's sometime used as a reference/joke in history meme circles, along with the German war dance of the same song, by the way the account of the same name is the 3rd most liked comment of this video.

Kaiser Wilhelm II: Still proud of my german war dance 108 years later
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly

by Myri from the E.U. January 13, 2023

chilli willy

A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.

When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.

You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.

Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.

Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.

Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.

by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023

creatine willy

Soft or flacid penis caused by the excessive consumption of creatine

"That dudeman has just started horsing the supplements and has a serious case of creatine willy"

by Magoo1984 March 3, 2023

Jiggy Willy slap

When someone is agitated and or angered thus resorting to physical violence, by slapping the opponent in the face.

Will and Jonathon lost their s#*t and the Jiggy Willy slap was the end result!

by cray-kray-crazy March 29, 2023

Shmeg-Willy

The process of wiping your own Shmegma upon another persons ear to recreate the famous “wet Willy”

“I just have Sonny a sick Shmeg-Willy and he cried”

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 7, 2023