Spiritual asmodeus worship

A religion that is closely related to spiritual satanism that believe in a real supernatual being called asmodeus who is all good and is a god of sex and supplier of all the good things in life. The style of all types of asmodeus worship is similar to satanism. Except that the have regular orgies as a rite to worship asmodeus and they use a priestess as a holy prostitute that they buy sex from as a mean to fund there sect.

John is into spiritual asmodeus worship.

by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010

Turkish Wormhole

When one has held in a fart for a prolonged period of time and the flatulence is at the point of release, so to avoid social indecency one clenches their sphincter and sucks the fart back up into their colon

After we went out to eat Indian food, I was watching this movie with my slampiece and she was rubben' my junk. But the whole time I was holding in a fart so I pulled a Turkish Wormhole so that my wicked curry smelling shit wouldn't cockblock me.

by plyd011 November 11, 2011

Penis Worship

Bowing before the altar of the sacred phallus, seeking indulgence for one's calling of fertility.

She fell to her knees, clasped her hands, and gazed upon his erection in an unabashed display of penis worship.

by d0c_brown June 18, 2018

Dirty Wortsman

The act of puting a mans shit and cum in your mouth at the same time. Then chewing the booth together. Then Swallowing the combination. Then wait 3 Minutes puke it all up and it should look like a vaniila, choclate swiral.

Last night I attempted a dirty Wortsman. Now I need a new carpet

by mirageplaya7 May 26, 2010

Worship The Fallen

Worship The Fallen is a five piece Deathtech/Deathcore band from Mildura, Victoria, Australia. Currently are writing and have released a four track demo, writing music you can thrash your fucking bodies to. Search them on facebook ;)

Members: Cameron Jordan Thomas Jakan Kevin

Did you see Worship the Fallen at their gig last weekend they were heaps brutal and good :)

by 336667 July 2, 2011

devil worshipers

Dirty Satanic fuckas.

Phillip:"Look inside my ass,Terrence"
Terrence:"why Phillip?"
Phillip: *farts*
Phillip:"That why Terrence,that's why"
T & P: "ahahahahahaha"
Terrence:"you filthy fucka"
Terrence:"This is for all you devil worshipers" *farts*
T & P:"Ahhhh-hahahahahahaha...you smell like ASS!"

by T & P November 16, 2005

Wormholing

The action of defaecating into another persons anus, and then them attempting to defaecate back into the original anus. So named because of the extreme difficulty of, how do you say, "two way communication".

Darren: "Dude, I caught Mike wormholing Katie last night"

Cletus: "Really? how did it go?"

Darren: "It looked like two platypusses mating witha chainsaw"

by JiveWorm April 5, 2011