a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

What's wrong with your face?

A sarcastic reference to being ugly or deformed. Either used directly or as a lone, out of context reference.

Phrase refers to the film reviews of Plinkett at Red Letter Media, who coined the term when observing an alien character in "The Phantom Menace."

Hey, you in the sweater. What's wrong with your face?

by Endangered February 4, 2010

Becky with the good hair

Some hoe Jay-z cheated with

Beyonce fan 1: I hate you more than Becky with the good hair!
Beyonce fan 2: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!

by Spice bag May 21, 2016

thinking with the little head

1) The inability of the human male to process information clearly; attributed to a sudden, overwhelming hormonal influx produced by non-physical sexual stimuli.

2) Male awed or aroused by an article of sexual appeal.

The term “thinking with the little head” is prevalent in the heterosexual arena; however, homosexual males may experience measures of “thinking with the little head”.

“Forget about hittin’ that. Stop thinking with the little head, Jeff. Stay focused bro.”

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

This is the automated message that Omegle gives you when chatting with a stranger on their website. It is not sent by the other person. it is an informational phrase and is only to let you know that that person was chosen randomly and you will not know who they are because they are a stranger.

Sir: I think I'm going to go on Omegle!

*opens up omegle*

*reads automated message*

Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

by Hotter babe May 7, 2021

I can only piss with the cock i've got

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.

Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"

by tomex June 15, 2008

I'll fuck with that

A phrase meaning you will do something that is in question.

friend: you want to get some food?

you: yeah I'll fuck with that.

by Raptors10823 October 25, 2008