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ass-ulted

When you moon someone and then proceed to fall on top of them while rubbing butt sweat on their back.
After Josh ass-ulted Ashley it smelled of gouch-sweat for hours.
by Zac Dooley February 17, 2005
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The Ultimate Fleshlight

When a man fucks a pumpkin through a cut hole, and the inside of the pumpkin is still warm from the candle inside. Many times when a girl goes down on an individual who has done this, their dick tastes like pumpkin pie.
Zac hooked up with this girl the other night after using the ultimate fleshlight, and she really liked the pumpkin pie taste.
by Ms.Fun November 1, 2010
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TRUE ULTIMATE POWER

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by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 25, 2019
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Nathan’s ultimate team

Normally run by a scuba diver named champ bailey who tends to be a pro at it. He usually minipulates the defense and makes it very bad. For the offense there is John Elway😬 he is a scary quarterback and u would never want to meet a man as fricky as him! Overall the madden squad can be described in 2 words SCUBA DIVERS and you would never want to play with them for the sake of your life. Don’t come near them!
Scuba Squad, more like Nathan’s Ultimate Team
by Hummerboyditya119 March 9, 2019
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ultraviolent

Look at that person kick the chickins.
by ninja4 February 28, 2005
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ultimate-guitar

A website/forum with great guitar tablatures. It has some awesome guitarists that tab songs and even make instructional videos.

Unfortunatley the forum community is mostly made up of dumbass high school freshmen who want to learn to play power chords like their hero, Billy Joe Armstrong. And God forbid when they try to tab something simple like a pop-punk song, they fuck it up somehow.
If you're a good guitarist who doesn't think that My Chemical Romance and Avenged Sevenfold are the pinnacle of musicianship, come check out Ultimate-Guitar.

If you picked up the guitar to try to get pussy, stay the fuck away.
by bryan18 July 28, 2008
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