Who's we, you and that turd in your pocket?

A sarcastic expression used when a person uses the word "we" when they should have actually Used the word "I." Or when a person says that "we don't" do something that at least one person is actually doing. This expression is used to totally catch the offender off guard, rendering them incapable of coming up with a response to the awkward comment.

Teacher: "We don't eat in here"
Jim: "Who's we, you and that Turd in your pocket?!?
Teacher: 0_o (What the fuck?)

by hare bear September 9, 2010

turd blossom

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

by Me December 19, 2004

turd taster

Noun-
A person or co-worker who sucks up to the superiors.

"You fucking turd taster, why dont you back off the mans trousers for a minute?"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

Turd taxidermist

One who mounts exceptional specimens of rectal release.

Bubba was full of crap. Although many people suspected it, no one knew for sure.. Thanks to the local turd taxidermist, he is able to stand proud and hold his own.

by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007

pneumatic turd

a 'pnuematic turd' occurs when one farts in such a way as to trap the gaseous noxious mix inside one's rectum, thus creating an air pocket in one's rectum, mimicing the feeling of turding one's self.

"Oh man, I thought I just crapped my pants, but I only had a pneumatic turd. Thank God, because I do not have a change of underroos with me."

by bubbakeg99 December 28, 2009

Rocket Turd

A long turd that shoots down the toilet and into the hole, like a rocket

Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump

Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?

by Alphabet's Turd June 28, 2011

Sperm Turd

When a male/female shits out a sperm baby due to the result of a hard ass pounding the night before.

I gave that starfish allyson a sperm turd last night.

by Lord Thaddeus December 16, 2011