Doo-Wop Flop

The Doo-Wop Flop is a sexual maneuver in which the male places his erect "penis" through the hole of a standard 45 rpm record, preferably a highly sought after title of the doo-wop genre from the 1950's through the 60's. Coitus is then performed, with the challenge being the preservation of the records placement on the base of the "penis", along with it's structural integrity, and condition. After completion, the record is then safely removed and inspected for "damage" (fluids, surface cracks, etc.). This unorthodox performance has been described by doo-wop record collectors as a form of high-stakes gambling, in which they risk ruining their often extremely valuable, and sometimes priceless records in the process. Positive outcomes after this act is performed are often highly praised about among the community of enthusiasts and collectors, where as negative outcomes are met with sympathetic condolences for the collector's loss and misfortune of a ruined record.

Brad (a Doo-Wop Flop Extremist): Dude, last night was crazy. Jennifer and I wanted to try something new, something exhilarating, so we decided to execute the Doo-wop Flop. I used a scratched up copy of "Come Go with Me" by the Dell-Vikings. It was such an exciting challenge to keep the record on my shaft, and once I finished, I heaved her off of me and rushed over to the turntable before the playing surface crusted over, and let me tell ya, I didn't hear a single pop upon playback! ill never go back to digital noise reduction ever again.

Dennis(another Doo-Wop Flop Extremist):: Go figure! I actually frequent that maneuver. just 3 nights ago, I threw Becky off me so hard, and in my haste to platter the record, she actually jettisoned into my stereo setup, and cracked her head open. Unfortunately, she broke my turntable in about 3 pieces, therefore I was unable to get an accurate reading in terms of sound improvement. We will try it again when she is out of the ICU in 8-10 weeks.

Common variables for "The Flop" include but are not limited to:
-The record's value, rarity, and grade
-Duration and intensity of coitus
-Fluid levels
-Subsequent playback improvement or degradation

by muddyford57 September 24, 2025

flip flop

something you wear on your feet in the summer.
some people like to wear them in the snow.
flip flops are often smelly.
flip
flop
=
life.

person1: OMG MY SHOES ARE SOO SWEATY
person2: just wear some flip flops!
person1: GOOD IDEA!
person1: nice and coool

=

by ongmam123 May 31, 2009

flop

When used on TikTok specifically, a flop refers to a person who is insignificant/irrelevant. The 'insignificant/irrelevant' person being referred to is usually described as such due to performing problematic actions, to bash and attack them.

taylor swift outsold that flop.

by whippdcreeam August 4, 2022

Flop flips

A crazy form of footwear made by Geonation

Flop flips are the floppable flip and are flipping amazing

by Geonation October 30, 2021

Flip Flop

Pronouns. When you are hippity hoppity and flippity floppity like an extremely profound and wet strand of warm tagliatelle, you might fall under this gender identity.

Hey Jim, that flip flop is totally wild!

Seeing flip flop vibrate out of the crib that had no place being there.

by FronkTheTonkEngonk November 19, 2022

flopped a hoagin

It's when one or both tits fall out of the bra or shirt.

Lastnight my grandmother fell in the floor and flopped a hoagin.

by tH3Chuck June 14, 2022

ROCKY TOP FLOP

when you lift up your balls and then let them rest on something close to the same height as your balls so that they are resting comfortably

So I just got threw taking a shower so I rocky top flopped on the sink.

by Gearsofdeath10 July 28, 2016