twitard

A rabid Twilight fan that has the intellectual capacity of a squash.

If that twitard had any brains at all she'd not like that book half so much.

by San Hitalsuru May 23, 2009

tweaker's dozen

A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.

The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.

by Narfmaster July 5, 2008

two hand twist wombo combo

the art of jacking off a dick while sucking with 2 hands and going up and down the cock in a twisting motion. (used during a blowjob or masturbation)

Hey babe can i get that two hand twist wombo combo or yo bro she gave me that two hand twist wombo combo

by Rokua November 14, 2017

Posi-tweet

Posi-core tweets, invented by Good Charlotte's Benji Madden. He posts these on his twitter (@benjaminmadden) on a daily basis to spread the positivity and motivation.

"Whatever you focus on YOU WILL experience. I know this first hand. So maybe tonight, force yourself to FOCUS on something Great. Don't Be Down. FOCUS. I AM" is an example of a Posi-tweet.

by sheenaDisaster April 13, 2010

Twana

If you're not friends with a Twana, you're not living. Twana's have a great sense of humor and a heart of gold.

That's almost as awesome as a Twana.

by FallenM1992 February 12, 2015

Twyla

Female moniker for a smokin' hot woman, a bit crazy at times, emotional, loyal, honest, fun-loving and creative.

Origin: England
Meaning: Double-woven thread... crisscross fiery personality that can light a fire or smolder flames.

She was hot and she was cold; She was so Twyla.

by Tink2Pink February 5, 2010

TWSS Stories

Short for That's What She Said Stories, also known for a popular site where people can post their That's What She Said moments

TWSS Stories: I was in biology class and we had to make pie charts of our data, including a sliver of a section that was .25%. one girl got really frustrated and said "it's sooo hard! I can't fit it in, it's just too small." Our bio teacher, seeing that she was in distress, proceeded to say "wait, I'm coming!" TWSS!

TWSS Stories: I was taking an essay test when a girl raised her hand and half-jokingly said "Can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt." TWSS!

by DJ20 January 8, 2010