Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.

"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.

by ergonomics January 14, 2020

Polish Wanker

When you wank off a polish person.

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.

by ChildishPg April 13, 2016

Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.

The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.

by Rlvers October 6, 2016

Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party

He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.

by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011

Polish

When referring to sex or fetish, to polish off refers to the act of bringing a male to completion using the feet, toes, soles (I.e. footjob)... While barefoot or while wearing accessories such as socks or pantyhose.

He asked me to polish him off with my fuzzy slippers, but I couldn't get the mess out afterwards.

by Ferralyn river January 26, 2021

polish sombrero

Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.

That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.

by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023

Polish thunderflash

When a polak cums in a girls eye and slaps her ears

Polish thunderflash

by Fjrkfjd November 2, 2020