by jhonny window April 24, 2019
Get the Smurfed mug.A gaming name for those people who are scamming a lot of new players “noobs” to became stronger.
One Smurfas act as a smart person, thinking that he can scamm you easy, but at the end they are just dumbs that don’t know about being trust is always the best way to go.
Those Smurfas are uncontrollable, trying to scamm people all the time makes their brain bug and became a real dumb, who lost understanding of even the own language.
A smurfas always need a Buddha member with him, so the buddha can translate what a Smurfas says.
One Smurfas act as a smart person, thinking that he can scamm you easy, but at the end they are just dumbs that don’t know about being trust is always the best way to go.
Those Smurfas are uncontrollable, trying to scamm people all the time makes their brain bug and became a real dumb, who lost understanding of even the own language.
A smurfas always need a Buddha member with him, so the buddha can translate what a Smurfas says.
Noob new at game:
Noob- Hey, can you help me?
Smurfas- Oh yes, I can, but this boss I need a friend weapon to give more damage, so add me and give me you weapon.
Noob-Fuck!! You are a smurfas?!
Noob- pls man. Give my weapon back
Smurfas- Hhhhh me no know you, condom scanner
Noob- What? Me no know you? What that means, you are dumb?
Buddha- It is something like “I don’t know you”
After that this “noob” became a GM after some years and Smurfas got banned with tittle “Who are the smart now, smurfas?” - Noob, some years ago.
Smurfas reported “Pls man, me no know you good was, sroy, me = noop, u = top man, pla sroy, need play again back talisman online.”
GM couldn’t understand at all, and Smurfas became a brainless player.
Don’t be a smurfas.
Noob- Hey, can you help me?
Smurfas- Oh yes, I can, but this boss I need a friend weapon to give more damage, so add me and give me you weapon.
Noob-Fuck!! You are a smurfas?!
Noob- pls man. Give my weapon back
Smurfas- Hhhhh me no know you, condom scanner
Noob- What? Me no know you? What that means, you are dumb?
Buddha- It is something like “I don’t know you”
After that this “noob” became a GM after some years and Smurfas got banned with tittle “Who are the smart now, smurfas?” - Noob, some years ago.
Smurfas reported “Pls man, me no know you good was, sroy, me = noop, u = top man, pla sroy, need play again back talisman online.”
GM couldn’t understand at all, and Smurfas became a brainless player.
Don’t be a smurfas.
by P_I_G_A_S_U_S August 23, 2019
Get the Smurfas mug.A guy who sniffs women's bicycle seats. I invented this word for douchebags about 40 years ago, and a small group of my friends still use it for guys who you just know sniff women's bicycle seats.
Most commonly used as "snurf alert!"
I can smell that creepy snurf from here. Don't let him near my kid's bike.
I can smell that creepy snurf from here. Don't let him near my kid's bike.
by WickedWanda November 11, 2019
Get the Snurf mug.A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.
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