Sloppy Joe

A woman takes a shit on a man's chest. She then rubs it around on his chest using her vagina. (female version of the chili dog)

"Did you hear Trey got a sloppy joe last night?"

by crosieraye September 20, 2016

sloppy deer

When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.

by imitt12 October 13, 2016

sloppy salami

The act of continuing to orally pleasure a man's penis after just being in your ass.

Did you hear about Ted? He totally got sloppy salami'd last night.

by DirtyPatti November 16, 2016

sloppy marshmallow

Cum dumpster + pile driver = semen meringue.

Aka sloppy marshmallow

If she doesn't show more restraint, she'll have a sloppy marshmallow in no time.

by Acad December 5, 2016

Sloppy Joe

When you start off with anal and keep going until your penis has feces all over, then switch to vaginal and the ending result looks like sloppy joe meat.

Bro, Dustin and Jennifer made sloppy joe all night last night.
Ewwww

by Hi I'm Sully January 27, 2017

SLOPPY OKIE

Where one man pulls his erect penis from a sloppy cum filled pussy or ass, then takes said cock and rubs your partners face with the sloppy cock!

She's going to enjoy that sloppy Okie after it dries.

She asked for a dirty Sanchez ,but got the Sloppy Okie instead!!!

by Sir Pokes-alot April 1, 2017

Splompee

To behave just as messy as being pissed.

Jo was acting very splompee today, her priorities were all over the place. And were talking in slurring terms.

by Long Johns May 27, 2017